I’m glad someone tore into this. This has got to be one of the most insane ads on TV, and no one breaks it down like Colbert.
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Or the most disturbing. Personally, i love it. The Fargone Beauties. They do a pretty interesting version of ” Wild Thing” too…
Probably pays to make sure you haven’t left the microphone on before you let loose with a tirade of your failed opportunity’s.
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble.
And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember:
Not everyone who shows up…Is there to help you!!!!
That is the end of today’s lesson!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”